October 19, 2014
The First Part of Kramer’s Life

  It was late Autumn and the days were grey and foggy. Cosmo Kramer and his brother Tromsø passed the time throwing rocks at a water tower out in the woods. The tower would make a marvelous noise when struck by a rock. As Cosmo aged, the physical fact of his body fell increasingly out of sync with his vanity. He remained recognizable, but it seemed the negative space around his shape was what ushered others’ familiarity. Tromsø grew more and more beautiful as the years passed, and became a great orator.

October 14, 2014
kellysue:

Mail call: got my topatoco Geek Girl Illuminati shirt today and check out the drawing on my receipt!!

when i am not writing award-winning seinfeld fanfiction i work for topatoco where i mostly send drawings of garfield to people who ask for drawings of night vale characters, though i am always happy to apply myself if an order with an interesting request or from a person whose work i enjoy crosses my desk

kellysue:

Mail call: got my topatoco Geek Girl Illuminati shirt today and check out the drawing on my receipt!!

when i am not writing award-winning seinfeld fanfiction i work for topatoco where i mostly send drawings of garfield to people who ask for drawings of night vale characters, though i am always happy to apply myself if an order with an interesting request or from a person whose work i enjoy crosses my desk

October 12, 2014
Kramer’s Invention

They’d iced Kramer out at the seminar. A relentless fog of equivocation had snuck into the conference room and refused to dissipate. It hung perfectly level with wherever in the gut it is an investor decides to ethically engage himself. He looked up from the unfolding device to case his audience. “I’m sensing a great disdain. My pitch will continue,” said Kramer.

Later on the showroom floor they all walked away from him. Via the hard way, Kramer found there was no harmony or relatable counterpoint native to “no thank you” apparent within “that’s how people die, you idiot.” A problem of technique, perhaps of language. “So, consanguinity with all problems, at least,” thought Kramer, out loud.

Kramer vaulted up the stairs by twos. Jerry’s apartment grew closer, as if he were reeling it in hand over hand. No level of commitment to the ideals of masculine beauty was unwelcome past that particular mezuzah.

"We’ve been walking out into the desert for 11 years. I turned around and I was a thousand miles away from you," said Jerry.

"Living like this makes me think I’ll never get better," said Elaine. "When I move to kiss you, I’m overcome with so many objections to your lips."

Kramer burst in.

"Makeup that gets you high! For men!" said Kramer, effortlessly outflanking Elaine and Jerry’s fusillade of intimate discomfort.

"For men," said Kramer, again.

"It’s all he can say," said Jerry, falling both short of apprehending the pitch and extremely short of persuading Elaine to stay.

"You two debase everything you love," she said without looking back, and shut the door.

"Depend upon it!" Kramer hollered in triumph.

Eighteen years later Kramer sat counting his money. The spark of his enlightenment had long since set the community ablaze. Flames of brutality and desire licked the corners of everyone’s vision.

"Ten thousand dollars!" said Kramer, finally satisfied.

October 11, 2014
seinfeld 2000

(not pictured: Chent, Banyan, Pointer)

"I’d love to, but I need to calibrate my nightmare machine tonight, Vashtar."

"Well don’t let me stop you, Sexus. I have a strong feeling 2000 is gonna be the year you finally start having sex."

October 11, 2014
i want to see this movie

i want to see this movie

October 11, 2014
screnshos:

tetsing, tsesting ,tets 1 2


screnshos on tumbls now. follow if u want 2 laff, ignore if u nuthin but chaff

screnshos:

tetsing, tsesting ,tets 1 2

screnshos on tumbls now. follow if u want 2 laff, ignore if u nuthin but chaff

September 30, 2014
sheriff baby duck & the mystery of gun island

time for this. catching up on the one reputable source's assessment of 2013's best, throughout. otherwise discovering a bunch of classics for the first time. other otherwise indulging my very specific love for mountain violence and disaster. if you climb a mountain wrong you'll get bad and never get better. mountains pierce the human heart. just watch cliffhanger and you will see.

also i have cut back a little on podcasts and am trying to read more.

rewatches asterisked.


AUGUST MOVIES
Hitokiri
The People vs. George Lucas
The Captains
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (90s)*
You’re Next
Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai
Dana Gould - I Know It’s Wrong*
The Grandmaster
Eddie Pepitone: In Ruins
True Lies
The Act of Killing

SEPTEMBER MOVIES
The Expendables 2*
Undisputed 3: Redemption*
Devil’s Pass
Captain Phillips
Shield of Straw
The Lords of Salem
Terminator 2: Judgment Day*
A Hijacking
30 for 30: The Real Rocky
All Is Lost
12 Years A Slave
Bloodsport
The Guns of Navarone
Grudge Match
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Ninja*
Predator*
48 Hrs.
Everest*
Death Race 2000
Touching the Void

BOJACK
Horseman

AUGUST (COMIC) BOOKS
The Furry Trap (josh simmons)
House (josh simmons)
Jessica Farm (josh simmons)

SEPTEMBER BOOKS
The Long Goodbye (raymond chandler)
Matter (iain m banks)
Dead Mountain (donnie eichar)
Player of Games (iain m banks)

SEPTEMBER BOOKS NOT YET FINISHED WITH:
The Abominable (dan simmons)
Wolf In White Van (john darnielle)

September 11, 2014
sodaking:

eddiepepitone.com

"I’m telling you Al—we need to save this dolphin!" “BULLSHIT!”

sodaking:

eddiepepitone.com

"I’m telling you Al—we need to save this dolphin!"
“BULLSHIT!”

September 9, 2014
iverly:

Joanna likes the sun.

jojo goin buckwild

iverly:

Joanna likes the sun.

jojo goin buckwild

August 31, 2014

grim

Liked posts on Tumblr: More liked posts »